Hi, I'm Lincoln and I LOVE this pink ball.
I am so obsessed with it, sometimes Mom has to hide it from me.
I carry it everywhere and want it by me at all times.
I've even tried to sleep with it.
Minnie can't really pick it up because she's too small
But just because I LOVE it so much, she tries to steal it.
And because she can't steal it, she beats me up.
This causes Mom to stomp her feet and hide the pink ball.
By the way I believe that pink can be a very manly color.
I don't care what Minnie says, real pug boys love pink.
I'm evolved.
Sincerely,
Lincoln
I am so obsessed with it, sometimes Mom has to hide it from me.
I carry it everywhere and want it by me at all times.
I've even tried to sleep with it.
Minnie can't really pick it up because she's too small
But just because I LOVE it so much, she tries to steal it.
And because she can't steal it, she beats me up.
This causes Mom to stomp her feet and hide the pink ball.
By the way I believe that pink can be a very manly color.
I don't care what Minnie says, real pug boys love pink.
I'm evolved.
Sincerely,
Lincoln