Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Pink

Hi, I'm Lincoln and I LOVE this pink ball.
I am so obsessed with it, sometimes Mom has to hide it from me.
I carry it everywhere and want it by me at all times.
I've even tried to sleep with it.

Minnie can't really pick it up because she's too small
But just because I LOVE it so much, she tries to steal it.
And because she can't steal it, she beats me up.
This causes Mom to stomp her feet and hide the pink ball.

By the way I believe that pink can be a very manly color.
I don't care what Minnie says, real pug boys love pink.
I'm evolved.

Sincerely,
Lincoln

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

All wrapped up


So I wasn't all that great over Thanksgiving but I plan on being really good from now till Christmas. Gotta please the Santa Claws ya know.

I've been working on my Christmas list too.
I think the best present I can give is ME.
And besides I look extra super cute in this bow.

Lincoln and I are preparing our Christmas cards,
so everybody send us your address at
katespadejr@gmail.com

And remember the best presents come from the heart.
So feel free to stick a bow on yourself.

Muah,

Minnie Moo

Monday, November 28, 2011

Thanksgiving

Mama was out of town for Thanksgiving, so Minnie and I spent the week with Grandma.
Which is always pretty awesome because Uncle Travis lives there and he feeds us whatever we want. Oh and we get to go on walks, lots and lots of walks.
The reason I get to blog today is because I got a good report from Grandma.
Lincoln = Angel.
Minnie was banished to the basement bedroom during the Thanksgiving meal.
Mostly because she wouldn't shut up.
She had something to say about everything.
So here I am getting my Thanksgiving treat (of course Minnie got one too, but in the basement with Uncle Travis).
There is no food on the plate because I ate it so fast.
I got sweet potatoes, turkey and green beans.
THE BEST HOLIDAY EVER.

And here I am with Aunt Carol. She has cancer.
Grandma thinks I know that and that is why I always sit with her.
I am very much the "comforter" of the family.
I always cuddle with whoever is sick or sad.
Do any of you always seek out the sick person to comfort?


So overall it was a great holiday for me. I had a vacation at Grandma's house.
I went on lots of walks.
Ate leftovers and got to see my Aunt Carol.
Hope everyone else had a great holiday too.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Butt Pillow


Sometimes I like to use Minnie's butt for a pillow.
She has a little extra cushion back there.

Sincerely,

Lincoln

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

A Monday kind of Tuesday

Technically, it is Tuesday but Mama says it is still feels like a Monday.
Maybe because Lincoln puked all over the bed yesterday.
Or maybe because this morning she found pee in the bed and I'm getting blamed.
I love that bed.
I would never....

Except maybe I was a little mad that I got locked up.
And that there were strangers in my house that Mama wouldn't let me bark at.
Well I tried to bark and that's when she shut me up in her room.
And then the mysterious yellow stain appeared on the bed.
Lincoln ain't talking either...

Happy Tuesday that feels like a Monday!

Muah,

Minnie Moo


Monday, November 7, 2011

A pound


I had to go to the vet this past week.
I've gained a pound.
Mama is calling me a "chubby bunny."
I'm a whooping 13 pounds now.
Excuse me, but that still puts me on the small scale of being a pug.
And seriously...
it's not my fault that Lincoln has the metabolism of a greyhound.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Trick or Treat

Last year I didn't do so hot with the trick and treat part of Halloween.
In my defense, dressed up kids are scary.
However, after this past weekend,
when Mom had guests that I did not STOP barking at for three days...
and she threatened to send me away....
I tried to turn on a little bit of charm.
Lincoln of course turned the charm up to full max.
He greeted each child at the door with a pug tail wag and a kiss.

Here he is getting all the attention.


Here I am with Mom.
I had to sit on the steps.
I only barked at one kid.
He was dressed a creepy serial killer though.
He totally deserved the barking.

And it's ridiculous I can't bark
when the doorbell is ringing
And there is lots of tiny strangers in my house.
I think my face expression says it all.
Nuff said on this topic!