A boy in a pug suit

Lincoln

Right after we started fostering Lincoln, Mom kept commenting on his eyes. She said he has the saddest eyes. Eyes that tell a story of past troubles.

Yeah, I don't get it either.

Anyway, everyone is always commenting on Lincoln's eyes. His "human looking eyes". I, proudly, have pug eyes. Bulging orbs that I can make almost pop out of my head when I either want something or am playing bitey face. Lincoln's eyes never bulge, they just blink and look sad.

Mom says it almost seems like he has "human eyes." Once again, WHAT?! Lincoln is clearly a dog. I'm a pug but Lincoln is definitely a dog. I am not a dog. When we first got him, I admit, I started to question whether I was a dog because of the obvious similarities between us. But then I remembered I'm a precious, princess pug child. I'm practically human, I dare you to prove otherwise. But I digress, Lincoln is a dog.

Lately though, Mom has been saying that it seems Lincoln is a boy in a pug suit. Excuse me? First of all, how did they squeeze a little boy into Lincoln? I admit, he's a mutant pug with his huge paws and almost muzzle, but there's a human boy stuck in Lincoln!? And why is this little boy in a pug suit? And what has this boy done with my brother?

I have so many questions. Does anyone understand how Lincoln has a boy inside of him? Did Lincoln eat a little boy?!

Lincoln and Me (kind of, I'm trying to butt in on the picture)