Wednesday, May 11, 2011


Lincoln, here. This is the face of a pug with tummy trouble. Why do I feel so sick?
Um, because I pulled a "Minnie." You know how Minnie is always sneaking up on the kitchen table and blaming it on a big mouse?
Well Uncle Travis left out an opened box of Cinnamon Burst Cheerios.
I don't know if any of you have ever had this particular type of Cheerio but they are delicious.
So delicious in fact, I ate the entire box.
I couldn't blame it on Minnie or her "large mouse" theory because the gate was up.
And I can jump the gate.
So the current theory is I jumped the gate, ate the Cheerios and then jumped back over before anyone was the wiser.
Hoping Minnie would get blamed.
I forgot one small detail. Minnie can't jump. She might be an evil mastermind but the gate is her arch enemy.

The evidence....

Remember early how I said I ate them all? Okay, I left a couple. I'm not greedy.

Notice I opened the box as nicely as I could considering I have no thumbs. Minnie would have totally eaten the box, the bag and all of the Cheerios.

These are really the best. Unfortunately, you will be up all night with gas and other horrible stuff. Stuff your mama will have to clean up and she will say some not nice things to you.
But I still say they were worth it.

Notice how tiny my waist was before? It doesn't look that tiny this morning.
I look more like a bloated hot mess of a pug.

Oh and Minnie isn't speaking to me. She's not happy she got left out of the Cheerio frenzy.




  1. Uh oh! Hope you will sleep???

    Minnie and Mack

  2. OMG!!! We're so sorry to hear about your icky tummy...but we're totally LOL over here over the whole mess!!!

    Good thing you could hop your bloated PugButt back over the gate!!!! You were lucky dude!


  3. OMP you guys!!!!!!!! Cat go with the cat theory next times. They can totally jumps. Tell them a mysterious black cat got in through the window and jumped ups and ates the cheerios then left the way it came ins. Oh yeah forgot one small detail didn't I....... How to explain the gas and other issues after the fact..... hmmmmm Ok I will work on that parts.


  4. Been there... done that... would do it again if I had the chance! BOL!

  5. I don't blame you Lincoln. Those Cheerios are the BEST! I would've eaten a whole box if my parents would let me. Minnie will come around...she's just jealous.

  6. oye!!!! Bet they were only good going down
    Benny & Lily

  7. Dude, the price of yummies.

    A little Pepto-bismol might help. We get one of the baby tablets when we are urpy.

    Good luck to your mamma.

  8. Sweetie
    I am sorry your tummy feels so bad. You must feel like you are going to POP.
    I hope you feel better soon and don't get into too much troubles.

  9. Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln. I'm afraid the runny poops can't be denied. However, sometimes it is just worth it! I felt that you were very courteous indeed for leaving some for the next person. Minnie is being a sore loser but I'm sure she will get over it.

    Kitty and Coco

  10. BOL - You puggies are always gettin' in trouble!

    woof - Tucker