Cheerios

Lincoln, here. This is the face of a pug with tummy trouble. Why do I feel so sick?
Um, because I pulled a "Minnie." You know how Minnie is always sneaking up on the kitchen table and blaming it on a big mouse?
Well Uncle Travis left out an opened box of Cinnamon Burst Cheerios.
I don't know if any of you have ever had this particular type of Cheerio but they are delicious.
So delicious in fact, I ate the entire box.
I couldn't blame it on Minnie or her "large mouse" theory because the gate was up.
And I can jump the gate.
So the current theory is I jumped the gate, ate the Cheerios and then jumped back over before anyone was the wiser.
Hoping Minnie would get blamed.
I forgot one small detail. Minnie can't jump. She might be an evil mastermind but the gate is her arch enemy.

The evidence....

Remember early how I said I ate them all? Okay, I left a couple. I'm not greedy.

Notice I opened the box as nicely as I could considering I have no thumbs. Minnie would have totally eaten the box, the bag and all of the Cheerios.

These are really the best. Unfortunately, you will be up all night with gas and other horrible stuff. Stuff your mama will have to clean up and she will say some not nice things to you.
But I still say they were worth it.

Notice how tiny my waist was before? It doesn't look that tiny this morning.
I look more like a bloated hot mess of a pug.

Oh and Minnie isn't speaking to me. She's not happy she got left out of the Cheerio frenzy.

Sincerely,

Lincoln