Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Lincoln the Spaz Pug
My big brother Lincoln is a spaz. He walks in circles when he's on a leash until him and I are both tangled up. When Mommy comes home, he cries and jumps on her repeatedly. No matter what he eats, he never gets fat. He's like an Olympian, he can jump all the way to the back of the couch and then balance. Lincoln sometimes won't even eat his breakfast, he will turn his head. Furthermore, he has perfectly straight teeth?! What kind of pug is he?! Doesn't he know that anytime they put food in front of you, you should eat it as fast as possible?
That's Lincoln in the picture up above, Mommy says he has a teddy bear face. I can't believe he has a real nose though. When I was a wee wee little puppy, I had to have a nose surgery because I could barely breathe. The vet said I was a "mouth breather." Hehe but Lincoln he almost has a muzzle. The vet says he's all puggy though. Mommy would like me to mention that Lincoln is just an "evolved" pug without the weight and nose issues. I still say Lincoln is a spaz.