Here I am chewing on my Mom's finger.
As evidenced by my past posts, I will eat pretty much everything.
Batteries, ant traps, textbooks, concrete, ect.
But you want to know something I really love?!
Mom says the only two words I know are Minnie and cookies.
Sometimes I pretend to not know Minnie.
When I do this, Mom will yell "cookies" and then I will come running.
I could totally accept my name as "cookies."
But then I would think I was getting a treat all the time.