Our E-Harmony Dating Profiles
Name: Minnie MooNicknames: Mooster, Min Min, Princess, Diva, Moo Moo
Appearance/Shape: A little blonde, curvy, pug with bulgy eyes and a small nose bound to make your heart swell
What are five things you can not live without? My closet, ball, bed, food bowl and food
What are three things for which you are most thankful? My family, food and overall quality of life.
What are you most passionate about? I am most passionate about breakfast and dinner.
The four things your friends say about you.... That I enjoy being chased, if you step out of line I will either bite, growl or attack you, that I'm high maintenance and need attention on a regular basis and that I will literally try to eat anything at least once.
How do you typically spend your leisure time? Typically I alternate between partying and sleeping hard. I really give it my all at whenever I am doing. Whether that is biting Lincolns face, stealing dirty clothes, eating cement or sleeping on top of Lincoln.
Anything else you want to say: I'm looking for someone I can dominate, boss and sleep on. I enjoy being chased so you better be ready for the run of your lifetime.
Name: LincolnNicknames: Linky, Link, Linky Lou, Co-pilot
Appearance/Shape: Mostly blonde with long legs, very athletic and great breathing abilities
What are five things you can not live without? My mom, bone, ball, bed and walks
What are three things for which you are most thankful? My family, home and cuddling
What are you most passionate about? I am most passionate about loving someone. I have never snapped or not immediately loved someone upon sight. I am a big believer in giving more love than you possible handle.
The four things your friends say about you.... That I am spastic, a lover not a fight, a quick learner and sensitive to others.
How do you typically spend your leisure time? Typically I enjoy going on impossibly long walks and then taking even longer naps.
Anything else you want to say: I enjoy long walks in the park, runs on the beach, spooning and comforting you if you're sad. I am a great listener and a quick learner. I also don't mind being bossed around.
Wow, you 2 will have dates in no time! You will break an e-harmony record we think! Who could resist such charm and absolute yummi cuteness?
ReplyDeleteSugar the Who
Wow, you guys should get lots of interest. Love the pictures.
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Minnie and Mack
I love this post...you two are just adorable. You know, in a weird way, you two are also made for each other...in a brother/sister way, of course!
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Payton
Well Minnie and Lincoln, I'D date you in a heartbeat. We have so much in common beginning with FOOD and ending with FOOD.
ReplyDeleteLove Noodles
Hm, wonder if we'd get matched up together??? ;-)
ReplyDelete-Corbin
Payton beat me to it but I was going to say that it seems you are the perfect match for each other! But that would be gross. Don't do that.
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Vito
Minnie, we have so much in common - especially our passions. And I totally agree with you about trying to eat everything at least one. I mean, if there's even a remote chance it might be a treat then it's worth trying. - Love, Sid
ReplyDeleteOh what a great profile.BOL
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Benny & Lily
Mooster we love your post! You are so honest in your profile and Lincoln we think the ladies will love your breathing abilities!
ReplyDeleteMy brother Arnie would be your perfect match. I've trained him well to tolerate a diva. He puts up with anything. And he does love to play!
ReplyDeletethose are great profiles. i'm sure you two will get picked up in a heartbeat!
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oliver and jack
You two are super catches-
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IzZY, TriXie and Anakin Man
I'd date you, Lincoln-you sound like my kind of guy. Do you cook?? xoxo
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