Our E-Harmony Dating ProfilesName: Minnie Moo
Nicknames: Mooster, Min Min, Princess, Diva, Moo Moo
Appearance/Shape: A little blonde, curvy, pug with bulgy eyes and a small nose bound to make your heart swell
What are five things you can not live without? My closet, ball, bed, food bowl and food
What are three things for which you are most thankful? My family, food and overall quality of life.
What are you most passionate about? I am most passionate about breakfast and dinner.
The four things your friends say about you.... That I enjoy being chased, if you step out of line I will either bite, growl or attack you, that I'm high maintenance and need attention on a regular basis and that I will literally try to eat anything at least once.
How do you typically spend your leisure time? Typically I alternate between partying and sleeping hard. I really give it my all at whenever I am doing. Whether that is biting Lincolns face, stealing dirty clothes, eating cement or sleeping on top of Lincoln.
Anything else you want to say: I'm looking for someone I can dominate, boss and sleep on. I enjoy being chased so you better be ready for the run of your lifetime.
Nicknames: Linky, Link, Linky Lou, Co-pilot
Appearance/Shape: Mostly blonde with long legs, very athletic and great breathing abilities
What are five things you can not live without? My mom, bone, ball, bed and walks
What are three things for which you are most thankful? My family, home and cuddling
What are you most passionate about? I am most passionate about loving someone. I have never snapped or not immediately loved someone upon sight. I am a big believer in giving more love than you possible handle.
The four things your friends say about you.... That I am spastic, a lover not a fight, a quick learner and sensitive to others.
How do you typically spend your leisure time? Typically I enjoy going on impossibly long walks and then taking even longer naps.
Anything else you want to say: I enjoy long walks in the park, runs on the beach, spooning and comforting you if you're sad. I am a great listener and a quick learner. I also don't mind being bossed around.