You know what tastes fantastic?
Ant traps.
I ate part of one over the weekend.
Someone was watching me while Mom ran out to get some food for 30 minutes.
It's amazing what you can get into in 30 minutes.
Gave my mom another heart attack.
Amazingly I had no side effects.
Those warning labels on things are obviously B.S.
Mom would like me to add a disclaimer that no pug, animal, child or adult should ever try this at home. And that I was lucky.
Whatever.
Muah,
Minnie Moo
OH MINNIE ... you must stop causing your mama to panic! Thank God you didn't get sick! Maybe you aren't getting enough treats!?! Pug Hugs, Ellen
ReplyDeleteHi Minnie,
ReplyDeleteMom said you must have a stomach made of steel like me. I like to eat funky stuff too.
Love
Mochi
Whoa, you better be careful. Glad you're OK.
ReplyDeleteMinnie, I think you are starting to give us heart attacks too! You must stop all this eating poison...it's not good for you!
ReplyDeleteLincoln, keep a better eye on your sister, will ya?
Love,
Payton
So Minny - what EXACTLY does an ant trap taste like? Oh, us, in the INTEREST of science ONLY. . . a-hem . . .
ReplyDeleteLove Noodles
Minnie!! We are glad you are ok!!! We think you should promise your momma to never do anything like that again!
ReplyDeletePugs & Kisses,
Yoda, Brutus & Ellie
Oh Minnie, we sure are glad we found your blog! We think you have a stomach like my brother the moose Hannibal-he can eat anything with no side effects and would LOVE to get his jowls around an ant trap!
ReplyDeleteSugar the Who
Ohhh... my Uncle Harley did that once before too! Thankfully he was okay... Glad you were too!!!
ReplyDelete-Corbin
Oh Minnie,
ReplyDeleteGlad you are ok! Your list of edibles is increasing.
Hugs,
Suki
MINNIE girl you are one wild child!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear God!! Don't eat that, youmay turn into a monster
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Lincoln, do they make muzzles for little sisters? just until the wanting to eat everything in site faze gets over with.
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