I'm sorry but it wasn't obvious to me that the itouch was off limits.
Yes, it was on the kitchen table where supposedly I am forbidden to go.
But in my defense you were in the shower and you did forget to put up the baby gate.
We all know, only Lincoln can jump the baby gate.
You tempted me.
The itouch tempted me with its tasty earbuds just lying there begging me to chew on them.
Nom, nom, nom. Pure yumminess.
Guess who is in trouble again?!
Never innocent Minnie Moo